At the beginning of the tumultuous Big Brother tonight two out of six potential housemates are being voted in and surprise surprise, the blonde one is in front at the beginning of the show to get in (if I’m reading the graph right). They’re all telling us what fun they will be in the house and they’ll test all the boundaries. Yes, we’ve heard it all before.
First revelation: the much anticipated relationship. Hayley and the Firefighter (Andrew) are a couple but the rest of the house doesn’t know that. The couple’s high-stakes mission is to keep their relationship a secret. If they succeed they get to remain in the house as a couple. But all the other housemates are given a secret mission to try and find out who the couple is within a week.
The two new housemates are Susannah (surprise surprise) and Zoran and they enter the house.
The plan for the remaining four housemates is for them to go into the white room and they’re all dressed in, you guessed it, white. Of the four, the person who can remain in the white room the longest gets a wildcard entry to become a housemate. Sounds a bit like the final challenge in Survivor. If they want to leave, they can, by pressing the big red button but that will be it. It sounds like a form of torture to me. There is nothing in the room except for four beds and a table and chairs, and the big red button and each other. What fun that will be.
Now for Mr X – Billy – who used to go out with Hayley (the same one with the secret boyfriend in the house). Billy came all the way back from Canada to do this, interrupting a round the world backpacking holiday. Silly fool him. He’s to go into the house and put pressure on Hayley’s and firefighter’s relationship. Oooh, you big meddler Big Brother.
With all this excitement on practically the first night, what else could possibly be in store for us?