Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just realised I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail… You would not believe how tidy my house now is. Please don’t abandon me!.
I am swilling chardonnay with a weight-lifting regime, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a Darling to society in general, my day is passing in a blur from when the nightclubs close to sun down and beyond. I am so tired of my kids wanting me to give them attention and stuff. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.
I swear on my mother’s grave I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. You wanna test me? I really, truly promise!.
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Had a play with the new toy, seems like fun 😉
Glad you enjoyed Jayne. It is fun isn’t it, and so many endless possibilities.