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New Blog I read

It’s my new resolve to write a post when I add someone to my ‘Blogs I read’ list here. There aren’t heaps of blogs but I do visit them nearly every day. I have written a bit about some of here. Here’s my newest addition – Old Horsetail Snake. I just read one of his posts about smoking in the rain and I snorted out loud at work. His humour cracks me up and it is really refreshing and not pretentious. When and if I ever get to live in an Old Folks Home I would like him to be my neighbour.

Thanks to Ronni Bennett for referring his blog to me. She’s written a great review about Old Horsetail Snake. So to get you in the mood for Gene Maudlin of Old Horsetail Snake I shall life an excerpt from his post mentioned above if you didn’t already read it:

‘Carolina Sister and Prudence Corsetstay, two of the stalwarts in The Old People’s Home, were out having a cigarette in the rain the other day. Ms. Sister pulled out a condom, clipped the end off it, fit it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Prudence: "What the hell is that?"

Carolina: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet."

The next day Prudence hied herself to the pharmacy and asked for a box of condoms. The pharmacist gives her a strange look, on accounta she is easily in her mid-80′s. But he goes along with it.

Pharmacist: "Uh, what brand would you like?"

Prudence: "Don’t matter, as long as fits on a Camel." ‘

Visit him, I can pretty much guarantee you’ll have a smile on your face after you do.

Spontaneous? night out

My friend, K, and I rocked up to the Pornland gig on Saturday night and we could hear the dull roar of punters, watched as empty plastic beer cups landed on the ground near our feet from the people on the balcony above. We walked up the stairs to the entrance and noticed the signs on the way up advertising a $10 entry fee and free for uni students. When we got up we found out it would cost $15 for everyone. We stepped out the queue to discuss this. We’re both low income earners and $15 for a band was more than we thought we’d have to pay. They wouldn’t do a 2 for $20 deal. We ended up not going in and I still haven’t been allowed to forget it from K. I wasn’t keen enough to see them to warrant paying the money and I could tell it would be really hot and crowded.

If no Pornland, what then? We ended up having adventures – meeting new people and hearing their stories, bumping into old friends and a relative and having a pretty good night.

Our first adventure happened when walking from the Exeter to the Crown and Anchor. A young man (probably mid 20′s) was walking in the opposite direction to us and smiled and said hallo as he walked past. He looked really familiar to me and we all stopped and said hallo and started talking. It took me a while to realise I didn’t know who he was but by this time we were all walking to the Austral to see a band called Fighter Pilot. He was friends with the band members and introduced us to a couple of them, Top and Gun as K nicknamed them.

Fighter Pilot weren’t too bad. Our new friend had told us that they were rock with a bit of jazz, but I didn’t hear any jazz. This is the peril of trying to pigeon-hole music style. K and I both cringed when they did a rocking cover of a James Reyne song, ‘Reckless’. Admittedly it was more groovy than the original but we both had bad associations with the original and it was hard to get past that. I did mention this to the singer afterwards and he said that is was a ‘pisstake’. He didn’t say pisstake but that’s what he meant and I can’t think of the word he said.

While the band were playing my sister and her friend walked in. I was quite surprised to see them as I’d heard they were going out in North Adelaide and it’s not the type of pub my sister normally likes going to. It was quite entertaining seeing her as she was quite drunk and was wobbling around all over the place. I told her friend to keep an eye on her as we left to go to the Crown and Anchor.

As we were about to cross Frome Street, K said to the two girls also waiting at the lights, ‘Tell me your story before we get to the other side of the road.’ The younger of the pair proceeded to tell us that she’d been raped and sexually abused as a child and had moved away from that situation in the country and was now living with her companion who was just wonderful and helpful. She was very matter of fact about it and is obviously on the upside of such a horrible experience but it was a bit bizarre having a complete stranger tell us this very personal story. From my experience, though, it’s easier to tell a very personal story to a complete stranger than it is to a closest friend sometimes. Andrew L Urban from the now defunct television show FrontUp could attest to this I think as he interviewed people on the street around Australia and through his friendly interview technique got some terrific stories out of them. I would have told him my story if he ever approached me but he didn’t and now he won’t.

At the Crown and Anchor we got chatting to two guys, one of whom used to front Love Fever. We’re hoping we’ve talked him into reforming for one gig, or more? The friend he was with won his way into our hearts when he was talking about his child modelling career and he was on television advertisements in the days of black and white television, but we must have been too young to remember that. We both emphatically said, ‘Oh yes, we’re far too young to remember black and white television.’

From the Crown and Anchor it was onto the Grace Emily which was very soon to close so we dragged a friend we bumped into there along to the World’s End for a nightcap. A guy tried to chat me up at the World’s End but he was quite drunk and apart from hearing what his name was I honestly could not understand what he was trying to tell me. In the end I said to him something like, ‘I don’t understand a word you’re telling me,’ and proceeded to ignore him. He didn’t take the hint and the friend we’d dragged from the Grace Emily kindly offered to get rid of him for me if I wanted. I declined, but I was kinda chuffed at his offer as nobody’s every offered me that before. We left him there as he was looking for someone to cuddle for the night. Wonder how he went?

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This comment,

‘You’re a very good mummy, you give presents to everyone,’ he said as I was wrapping a present for him to take to a four-year-old’s party.

Fading away

During the last week I’ve seen three people that work at my work that have lost a fair amount of weight. One man I had trouble recognising as he had a chubby face that has lost its chub and looked quite different. The other two people were still recognisable but just skinnier.

The man without the chub in face said he’d stopped eating all those bad carbs and because he’s done so well he is nearly at his goal weight.

I’ve cut down on my carb intake and have lost a bit of weight but if there’s a scrumptious piece of cake being offered to me, I’m hardly going to say no. Similarly, I like icecream and have found no low carb version of it that I like. For me, I’ve had to weigh up enjoying eating and not enjoying eating and I’ve chosen to enjoy eating but not be a complete fool about it.

It seems that the people whose weight has dropped off dramatically, as in the three people I mentioned earlier, a lot of discipline and sacrifice comes into play and I’m not ready for that.

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